My doctor says to cool it
He thinks he's so smart
He says I better listen
Before I percolate my heart
But I pour myself a cup or two
For every word he says
And I quaff a quart of caffeine
For every little bean
Picked by Juan Valdez

Now me I have this theory
And it drips with the truth
It says, "Mrs. Olson's saved more marriages
Than Dr. Ruth!"
Cuz if baby's cup don't measure up
There's gonna be remorse
She'll be brewing discontent
And leaving grounds for divorce