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UPCOMING SHOWS!

  • May 25

    Hopmonk Tavern

    Sonoma

  • May 28

    Osteria Bistro

    San Francisco

Carry me home to the love that I know
Is waiting for me at the end of the sea
And I’ve packed my belongings and said my goodbyes
The ship in the bottle is ready to ride the waves
 
Johnny Walker Red
Is a blue-talking sailor
All the words he said
You’ll apologize later
Drinks from your glass
as he climbs up the mast
And points to the gathering stars
That’s where you learn
Which way to turn
 
chorus
 
Jose Cuervo Gold
Is a shipwreck survivor
Left him with the soul
Of a mad taxi driver
Run through the light with him
Stay out all night with him
Crashing the rocks on the waves
Ask your bartender
What to remember
 
Mickey’s Bigmouth Ale
Yeah, we all know what that means
Hoist her tattered sail
Your ocean is wide and green
And served in a barrel, the pride of O’Farrell St.
Pouring you out in the foam
Finally a friend
Finally a home
 
chorus
 
This little girl comes up to me
And mister, I apologize
She seemed so innocent
Skinny hips and Bambi eyes
Pale as the man in the moon
Talking ‘bout some people
Who might find her soon
 
No matter what you think
No matter what you do
Never fall in love with someone
Crazier than you
 
She’s got this photograph
She’s keeping from the CIA
Somebody famous
Wearing what looks like a negligee
Time for the wages of sin:
“Boy, I need a favor
That’s where you come in…”
 
Chorus
 
Count yourself lucky
You still can fly
Count yourself lucky
You’re too cool to die
 
Everybody’s got somebody
Living in the hole inside their head
Who bangs the Underwood
And writes the words you wish you never said
And all the things you swore
You’d never really do
Oh, come on, mister
I know you been there, too
 
Chorus
 
Count yourself lucky
You’re too cool to die

Well, I don't know but I used to hear

a man's as good as his favorite beer

and my favorite beer

was Schlitz

It was the beer that made Milwaukee famous

when you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer

reach for all the gusto you can find

and you only go around once in life

 

And I had a friend when I was fifteen

with a mustache for a fake ID

one weekend in Atlantic City with his folks

The Boardwalk was shining bright

as we set out one summer night

with a quart of Schlitz between us and our hopes

And he met a girl and they made out

on somebody's porch while I kept a lookout

learning all I could from across the street

with a headache and a bottle at my feet

And we snuck home as the sun came up

and I didn't feel great

but I didn't throw up

and either way, I knew that they were right

you only go around once in life

you only go around once in life

 

Well, I don't know but I used to hear

a man's as good as his favorite beer

I don't really have a favorite now

Used to be there were just a few

you made your choice and then you knew

and somehow that was comforting somehow

Schlitz was the beer that made Milwaukee famous

you had to reach for all the gusto you could grab

Well, I'm still reaching

'cause they probably were right

you only go around once in life

you only go around once in life

 

Schlitz was the beer that made Milwaukee famous

 

Murphy collects his waitresses
like coins or stamps or bruises
does his best reconnaissance
on three hours sleep
says you judge a man
by the company he chooses
says you judge a woman
by the hours she keeps
 
Early morning... late night
5:00 at the Satellite
 
Chelsea takes your order
like some angel out of nowhere
smiles as if she knows you
and you just don’t know
She wants to be in love
if she could find a way to go there
Wants to be in bed
a couple hours ago
 
chorus
 
And love comes raining down
when no one’s looking
and no one sees it
pouring from the skies
And when you step outside
the streets are shining
Colored light reflects
into your eyes
 
And I’m collecting anecdotes
I’ll tell ‘em if you let me
I’ll say it’s for my novel
and it could be true
I measure my disasters
by the laughs that they could get me
chasing off the past again
with someone new
 
5:00 at the Satellite
 
And love comes raining down
when no one’s looking
and no one sees it
pouring from the skies
And when you step outside
the streets are shining
Colored light reflects
into your eyes