(Ms. Tension)
It's just a bit peculiar
it's just a wee bit strange
the girl comes out of nowhere
now everything's changed!

      (Biglet)
She says that she's from Trollville

      (Ms. Tension)
She's nearly five feet tall!

      (Biglet)
She's seen a lot of movies

      (Ms. Tension)
I thought I'd seen it all!

     (Ms. Tension and Biglet)
She's clearly a liar
and surely a spy or
and agent in our ranks!
So who could blame us
to give this famous
mud witch her due thanks?!?

      (Moldman)
Beulah dear, you poor, poor sleepless soul
what's this nonsense that you're squawking?
I think it's just the lattés talking

      (Biglet)
Listen, Mr. Fungus
open up your eyes
in spite of all your "culture"
you're in for a surprise
the girls a littel faker
a little piece of crud
I saw her in the woods this morning
puttin' on her mud!!!

      (Scuzzball)
She was great in the battle
she gave 'em a fit!
She blew up that dragon
like popping a zit!

      (Gaudia)
She was the one said attack in the day
when that widow's-peak freak with the teeth was away!

      (Ms. Tension)
Shut up! Enough! No more of this rot!
You've got brains like the stains on a chamber pot!
and that's just what you'll be scrubbing
when they've given us a drubbing
'cause that clever little spy's
pulled the mud over your eyes!

     (Ms. Tension and Biglet)
Let's take a trip to Trollville
and find a few good facts
a mountain or a molehill
you'll know when we get back!