(Walter)

What's the secret weapon?
What's it gonna be?
How's it gonna happen?
What's it gonna mean?
What's the secret weapon?
I'm a bit perplexed
got a lotta scary little creatures in my head
and I'll be better when I settle on a remedy
for what should happen next

I been working long
I been working hard
Donna wants a house
Billie needs a yard
what's the secret weapon?
I don't have a clue
thinking and I'm thinking and I'm freaking
'cause I don't know what to do

This troublesome page is an awkward stage
of a glorious plan
respect in their eyes, a Pulitzer prize,
my book at every checkout stand
when's it gonna happen?
when's it gonna cease?
gotta finish up the book and sell it like I oughta
so the daughter and the wife can have a life
and I can have a little peace!!!